iPhone 5 and Porn

This is a John C. Dvorak article so, take it for what it is. 

I've decided to combine the words iPhone and porn in the headline to see exactly how many page views I'll get. The same dingbats that used to flock to any PCMag story about porn seem to now flock, drooling, to any story about the iPhone. The iPhone and Apple in general have become porn!

Does anyone really give a crap whether or not the iPhone 5 has a metal back? Why fret about it now instead of waiting for it to be announced? Even after it's announced, is it something worth writing about and wringing your hands over? The answer is, apparently, yes. 

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